No.50 こじらせ男
今我が家では、またマウイ島のアンクル（義母の弟）の養子である４歳の男の子を預かっています。前々からこちらに登場しているフィリピン系のガールフレンドとは、結局まだつきあっているらしく、そんな彼女もいるのに、それどころか彼女の子供たちも一緒に暮らしてアンクルが面倒みているのに、自分の息子のプリスクールが休みの間は誰も面倒がみられないということで、義母にベビーシッターを頼んできたわけです。 ところが、到着予定日の夜、義母は空港に迎えにいく準備万端にしていたのに、アンクル親子は来ませんでした。義母は、「あのワヒネ(*)が、弟のお財布を隠したみたいで、結局IDがないものだから飛行機に乗れなかったのよ！」というのです。それを聞いた瞬間に、ガールフレンドの精神は大丈夫か？と心配になりました。 結局１日遅れてやってきて、深夜の便で来て、翌日早朝にはもうマウイ島に帰ってしまったので、私はアンクルに会う機会はなかったのですが、義母にはガールフレンドがどんな奇行＆愚行をしているかを愚痴っていたそうです。喧嘩するたびに、彼女名義になっている電気をとめてお金も銀行口座から
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